Period One: Computer Science
We took a quiz worked on a worksheet and then took another quiz.
Why this was weird: We never get worksheets in this class. Also, I've never taken two quizzes in one class. Ever. [Unless I was absent]
Period Two: English
The teacher yelled at me because of a mistake another person in our group made and because I didn't know what "lops" meant when it was "clearly a typo. Yeah, a typo the teacher made. Plus I looked up the definition of "lop" and it makes sense! At the time anyway...
Hell, it's still morning, My brain can think what it wants.
Why this was weird: Actually, it's not. That teacher just likes to yell at people.
Period Three: AP World History
This class wasn't weird :B We just took notes.
Period Four: Spanish 3
First, we went to go wish my History teacher a Happy Birthday, and the song that we sung does not even once mention the words, in Spanish, "Happy Birthday." Plus no one knows how to sing [it]. When we got back, he put us into groups and we read a story that went like this: A poor guy marries a rich, bitchy girl for her money. No one would marry her because she was so mean, but this guy did. And to put her in his place, he did the most ASSHOLE THING A MAN COULD EVER DO TO HIS NEWLY WED WIFE. First, he told the dog "fetch me a pail of water so I may clean my hands." And the dog was all like "lolwat?" And when the dog didn't do what he wanted to, he beheaded it :| BUT THATS NOT ALL. He then asked the cat the same thing. And the cat was like "no." and then he SLAMMED IT INTO THE WALL. BUT THEN. He asked his only horse the same thing. And it was just like "S:|" and so HE BEHEADS HIS ONLY HORSE. He asks the same thing of his wife and she's all like "HOLY SHIT OKAY." And he has total and complete control of her through FEAR. BUT THATS. NOT. ALL. The moral of this story wasn't "freaking a woman out puts her back in the kitchen", but had to do with his father, who in the last paragraph of the story went up to his wife and was like "Get me some water or I'll kill this dog." And she was like "Bitch, plz >:|" and the moral was something like "IF IT WORKS FOR YOUR SON, IT WONT WORK FOR YOU YOU OLD HACK."
Why this was weird: DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN?! I mean, SERIOUSLY! Not to mention that we read this story in English. But that's not weird. We rarely do anything Spanish related in that class.
For Theater, I borrowed part of a pottery spiny thing ["u"shaped, pretty large and kinda heavy] and was carrying it around during lunch. Lunch only. Suddenly, our school's police office comes over and asks me what I'm going to do with it. I said it was for theater. Then he told me to put it away because he was afraid I was going to hit my friend Olivia, who was at the time resting her head on my lap, over the head with it.
Me: "wat :|"
Officer: "I'm afraid you're going to hit someone with it."
Me: "Sir, I'm not going to hit anyone with this. I need it for class."
Officer: "Can you put it away?"
Me: "I'm going to take it to the teacher after lunch..."
Officer: "Why don't you do it now?"
Me: "Because she doesn't let anyone into her room during lunch, usually."
Officer: "... okay, but what if you hit [Olivia] with it."
Me: "Why would I hit one of my best friends with a giant metallic object when she's not doing anything wrong?"
The last time he confronted me, it was because I slammed the car door. Because i was pissed. AT HIM. And he stopped me on the way to class and asked me, directly, "Do you love your family?"
Officer: "Do you love your family?"
Me: "Uh... yes?"
Officer: "Then why did you slam the door?"
Me: "I... didn't."
Why this is weird: ...alkjfewaijfwaeijfwao DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN?
Period Five: Algebra 2
Was normal and boring :D
Period Six: Theater 1
I gave a kid a "bone"-r :D
Why this was weird: Well, nothing's weird in this class. The day before, I "made-out/had sex" with a gay guy in the back of a movie theater. In theater class mind you.
Period Seven: Chemistry
Olivia and I discussed Guro, cp, and vaginas. We got many a strange look from the substitute, who kept coming over to see if we were doing our work, which we were, btw.
Why this was weird: How many chemistry classes have you been where you talk about vaginas and Japanese horror manga?
Again, the officer caused this weirdness. While exiting the school parking lot, the police officer stopped our car to ask us why the lady in front of us was mad.
Why this was weird: HOW THE HELL SHOULD WE KNOW?
When my dog, Punkin', first moved in, she was always playing with a talking Kougra plushie I got or my 11th birthday [Kougra from Neopets, looks like a tiger]. My mom called this toy "Tigie" and would ask her "Where's your tigie?" and Punkin' would find her toy and bring it back or play with it or protect it or whatever. Tigie is long since destroyed, but every time she gets a new toy it inherits the title of "Tigie" until it also ruined and she moves on to a new one. [Past toys include: a rubber duck, a squeaky toy cat, a koala toy, the cap of a ramune bottle, a stuffed frog (and eventually, just its legs) etc.] Well, today, Punkin' found her new Tigie: a rock.
She chases it around, throws it, tries to pick it up, whatever she can do with it, she'll try it.
Why this is weird: ITS A ROCK 8|
And that was my very weird Tuesday.